10 Random Poker Quotes

"Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
im going to 2 out you to death
With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
"Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery