10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.