10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus