10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"