10 Random Poker Quotes

• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• "No river, no fish."
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth