10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• Poker is for fat, American losers.