10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)