10 Random Poker Quotes

• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant