10 Random Poker Quotes

• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• Welcome to kicker school
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.