10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- Fold and live to fold again
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
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- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.