10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.