10 Random Poker Quotes

• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• Welcome to kicker school
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die