10 Random Poker Quotes

• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• im going to 2 out you to death
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• "All-in, bitches!!!"