10 Random Poker Quotes

• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• Welcome to kicker school
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.