10 Random Poker Quotes

• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha