10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• Poker is for fat, American losers.