10 Random Poker Quotes

• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• Poker is for loners.
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen