10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes