10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."