10 Random Poker Quotes

• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• im going to 2 out you to death