10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks