10 Random Poker Quotes

• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• Poker is for loners.
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha