10 Random Poker Quotes

• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer