10 Random Poker Quotes

• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• "No river, no fish."
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"