10 Random Poker Quotes

• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.