10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.