10 Random Poker Quotes

• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers