10 Random Poker Quotes

• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• The all-in play works everytime but once.