10 Random Poker Quotes
« back to poker calculator
More Random Quotes- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"