10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- im going to 2 out you to death
- "No river, no fish."
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'