10 Random Poker Quotes

• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.