10 Random Poker Quotes

• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.