10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is