10 Random Poker Quotes

• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• "No river, no fish."