10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks