10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• It's Free To Fold...
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• "No river, no fish."
• im going to 2 out you to death
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.