10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- Welcome to kicker school
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --