10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."