10 Random Poker Quotes

• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• Poker is for loners.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• im going to 2 out you to death
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.