10 Random Poker Quotes

• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• if u play for the thrill u are ill