10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus