10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown