10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson