10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.