10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- Poker is for loners.
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.