10 Random Poker Quotes

• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!