10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.