10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz