10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- Fook the floosh droo!
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.