10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.